“He chuckled. She turned to see what was funny and nearly had a heart attack. He was holding one hot-pink-and-white mug while reading it, the other sitting on the counter: ‘Men should be like my curtains, easy to pull and well hung

“He chuckled. She turned to see what was funny and nearly had a heart attack. He was holding one hot-pink-and-white mug while reading it, the other sitting on the counter: ‘Men should be like my curtains, easy to pull and well hung (Terry Spear, SEAL Wolf In Too Deep”)