“If you’re courting me, you have to tell me something about yourself that no one else knows.”” He was silent for a moment. “”I’d rather jerk-off to thoughts of you than be with anyone else

“If you’re courting me, you have to tell me something about yourself that no one else knows.”” He was silent for a moment. “”I’d rather jerk-off to thoughts of you than be with anyone else (Katie Reus, Breaking Her Rules”)