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When my first semester grades came out, my mom and dad told me I wouldn’t be playing football

When my first semester grades came out, my mom and dad told me I wouldn't be playing football

When my first semester grades came out, my mom and dad told me I wouldn’t be playing football (Joe Biden)

August stared at her, aghast. “Did I know that kissing you would bring your soul to surface? That – THAT – would have the same effect as pain or music? No, I must have missed that lesson.”She stared at him, agape. “August, was that sarcasm? – Victoria Schwab, Our Dark Duet

New Rule: America has every right ot bitch about gas prices suddenly shooting up. How could we have known? Oh, wait, there was that teensy, tiny thing about being warned constantly over the last forty years but still creating more urban sprawl, failing to build public transport, buying gas-guzzlers, and voting for oil company shills. So, New Rule: Shut the fuck up about gas prices

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