norris didn’t cry, but he was apt to puke on them, the way he had puked on homer gamache that time he had found homer sprawled in a ditch out by homeland cemetary, beaten to death with his own artificial arm. (Stephen King, Needful Things)

To be uncertain is to be uncomfortable but to be certain is to be ridiculous (Chinese proverb)

Nothing has to be funny, sometimes I just laugh to unclog my soul (TemitOpe Ibrahim)

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much (Oscar Wilde)

The palest ink will endure beyond the memories of man – Tan Twan Eng, The Garden of Evening Mists

Asked in 1919 whether it was true that only three people in the world understood the theory of general relativity, [Eddington] allegedly replied: ‘Who’s the third? – Arthur Stanley Eddington

There is none In all this cold and hollow world no fount Of deep strong deathless love save that within A mother’s heart (Felicia D. Hemans)

The man was rude, crude, and inappropriate. I was taken with him the moment I walked in the door, and I knew the first moment I saw him that it was going to be raw, it was going to be ugly, and I was going to enjoy every damn minute of it (C.M. Stunich, Losing Me, Finding You)

Most men have no purpose but to exist, Abraham; to pass quietly through history as minor characters upon a stage they cannot even see. To be the playthings of tyrants. But you…you were born to fight tyranny (Seth Grahame-Smith, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter)

Being trustworthy requires: Doing the right thing. And doing things right (Don Peppers)